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went shopping today. er.. ok mayb it’s not shopping but rather buying skincare necessities. anyway i went to shiseido and estee lauder. the shiseido gal was rude, as usual (went there many times, so i know) but the estee lauder gal was… surprisingly shallow~!

i was there asking about some new pdts while my mum was walking around. she concentrated on me coz she tot only i’m paying or buying. (and ya i bought the new pdt.. so ex.. bleeding..) so we went to the cashier then my mum suddenly offered to pay using her credit card coz there’s this point system.

so right at that moment, when my mum took her gold card out, tat estee lauder gal totally ignore me and turn towards my mum. she started thanking her, passing her the bag of MY stuff and totally ignoring me even though my hand was out and reaching the bag. but i guess only she couldnt see it coz she’s too bz trying to do some last min suck up to the owner of the gold card.

u get my pt rite? when we got out of there, i ask my mum whether she saw it, then she said, "ya, so obvious.." duh…

o ya i suddenly rem the gucci sales gal.. oso another… i duno what’s the right word for it but.. whatever. she wouldnt let my fren and i touch or go near the more expensive bags without "assistance". and she gave us a look which to me, basically means "i think u cant afford it, dun waste my time and get out". but know what? i bet she earns less than 1 of those bags in a month, even with comission, so.. ha~ whatever, juz continue giving dirty looks to potential customers.

If the devil wears prada, then the devil (my mum’s boss) is wearing prada provided by her brother-in-law. i’m not suggesting anything scandalous if u’re thinking somewhere around that line.

yes she’s a devil that shirley wong, the 1 tat only got a job in the company because her brother-in-law owns it. Made my mum stay until 930pm yst to do work that is not needed.. she’s juz a saddist who mayb lacks family love or smth? juz doesnt want ppl to go home early. work tat is not needed mind u..

o ya and this saying, "gou yan

kan

ren di" totally suits her. meaning the dog looks down on humans. if she’s tat capable then she wouldnt be transfered from department to department all these years without any achievement. if she’s smart enough she wouldnt stay in a company where the admin is all messed up. actually there was practically no admin ppl around coz they all got scared off. u’ve done a great job in doing that though shirley.

"si eh gao" is also a very suitable title for that shirley wong. it means sickening dumb dog. yap, she’s quiet in front of directors but actually she’s the controller. i wouldnt use the word mastermind, coz i dun think she’s that brainy. ppl listen to her because of her brother-in-law, tats all.

btw to all secretaries around, dont be so full of yourselves and look down on other ppl who are not secretaries. coz u’d never know what positions they held b4 they got the current 1. ha, always check the person’s background b4 u start bullying them, otherwise u’re doing urself a disservice.. fool

yap my mum was a confidential secretary, so it feels kind of funny to her when secretaries (small fries) try to show off in front her, or act sooo full of themselves.

hai~ i’m quite sick of writing about office politics, bt they juz keep popping up! ppl would never stop doing these kind of things. y? i dun bully ppl when i work (part time).. and i think i will not bully ppl when i officially start work next time. lol… but who knoes?

Abigail Chay (the Singapore "Xu Chun Mei") was a man. so? i think it’s nothing to be ashamed of, although pretty unusual and i definitely dun think it is embarrassing or something for ppl to blackmail. it is juz bad luck to be born into the wrong body.. If u watched life story this week, u would know what i’m talking about.

i think she’s really brave, courageous and all. i can imagine if it’s me, i’ll probably juz stay a man and pretend to be a normal, but  really short guy. and i’ll be like the 2 guys in brokeback mountain, marrying girls and pretending to be a real man, which is totally selfish.

seriously if i really were a guy, i’ll shave my legs, arms and armpits if i’m really hairy, go for facials… buy skin care products.. basically juz metrosexual, NOT homo..

does tat sound disgusting for a man? but i’ll like it if more guys are metrosexual then we’ll have more things in common. o ya! i’ll go to the gym and eat those pills tat will help me dev muscles.. haha and be a macho man!! but not those too macho type though.

So… back to the point, dun look at abgail in a different light. she’s still human and women, so treat her nice. And msg to those 3 jerks who tried to mess around with her, william, melvin and.. bernard, i hope u guys never find a girl to settle down with.

o ya, i think she look quite normal (as in like a normal girl) when she was younger and fatter (as in normal, coz she’s bony now). but actually she looks normal as a man then oso..

Today’s MSE day, who cares rite? but anyway my friends and I juz went over to have lunch (it’s free u see..). the next thing i know, i saw ivan. he looks soo much like alvin now!! they’re totally unrelated but.. duno why they look so alike. okok so i’ll intro alvin first, coz he’s is shorter, then ivan later coz i know the b4 and after NS ‘ivan’ lolx, sooo exciting!! kk i better calm down haha.

alvin is this guy from the same tutorial class as me in yr1 sem1. he’s quite decent looking. okok i admit la, quite good looking. but he’s quite fair (those rich boy type) and quite skinny in my opinion (coz normally those more muscular ones are the norm for me). but he is smart and all.. bla bla…

the 1st time i saw alvin, i tot he looked like ivan, but there was no one right then who knew both alvin and ivan so i canot ask any1 else for their opinion. then today!! a year later, ivan joined ntu, so now i can discuss it with some of my frens who has seen him wahahhaha . ok la not discuss la, juz those 5min chat thingy hahaha.

hmm.. tats about it for alvin lolz (coz i basically never spoke to him, pathetic). k then ivan is this boy from the same pri sch band. he’s 1 yr older than me and i swear i wouldn’t have known/noticed him if not for judy (hahaha ivan, if u’re reading this.. u must rem judy man). coz judy is crazy about him, infatuated for some time. ok i think i better intro rui jie later lolz.

ivan is skinny dark and quiet at tat time. juz normal looking. hmm.. so our band is the 1st "dancing band’, so we got invited to go over to the US to perform. while the band was there, we had fun and took lotsa pics. i didnt take alot of pics of myself, coz i was in pri 4, still stupid stupid gong gong, but then i realised quite recently when i was sorting out my photo albums tat i actually took a pic of ivan accidentally. i mean.. really accidentally, like when ppl take pic, then u’re in the background those type. so he was in this pic (side view) when i took this interesting signboard of this particular restaurant. so qiao rite?

we didnt keep in touch or anything coz i think we only know each other by name, face, thru judy. then one day, in jc we met each other again. hahaha, so we exchange no. and kept in touch until now.

then today!! i saw him at this mse.. duno what’s tat called.. but it’s mse day so he was there (to kaypo).

on 1st glance, i tot he was alvin (ops forgot to say he went for a tan mayb bcoz of wat shi rui commented about him being fair, meaning he’s v dark now), so i turn away, coz like i said earlier, we basically never spoke to one another, so turned away. then later i noticed that this guy (ivan) seems to be fairer so canot be alvin, so must be ivan lor!

so for your info (especially to judy) ivan is hunky now, he has muscles here and there, and his chest.. waha. he looks smart and fairer now, not those sissy fair but juz nice. and he dresses nicely, perhaps because it’s the 1st wk in sch (ppl tend to dress better during this time).

hmm.. seems to be missing smth..

o ya rui jie. this guy is also from the band, he is 1yr older than ivan who in turn is 1yr older than me(do the math) both are drummers, so tend to attract girls (like judy) so judy oso like him haha. he’s oso in ntu. but then i didnt notice or realised that it’s ‘him’ until the 2nd sem of last ya. pathetic rite? all along i tot he was mad coz he always smiled at me, lol!! but then later i realised it’s him la, so pai sei and stupid. coz it took me so long. then oso v qiao, last time his home no. was ***28579 then mine was ***28279 (there’s only 1 no. tat is different, the rest of the 6 nos. are totally the same), so his fren (junior to be precise), jia wei, always dial wrongly and end up calling my house no. haha.

so funny how things turn out rite? "it’s a small world afterall" lolx!!

1) Question: should the first aid box be under the charge of a qualified first aid-er or by another person who has never been trained to do first aid (as in cpr kind) officially?

Ans: a pri sch kid can tell you of course it’s the first aider. But you know wat? This com’s graduate employees will tell you the latter coz it is the company policy. And you know what I think? I think they’re no such policy, just random appointment to make things complicated. To them, complicated is smart and simple and clear is stupid.

2) There’s this new guy, he’s the new SENIOR MANAGER. His name is ARAHMED (by pronunciation). Guess what? My mother’s boss, Shirley Wong actually made fun of his name by telling everyone else it is ALAMAK (sorry to other Shirley’s around, but that classless woman is really called Shirley).

She’s laughing at the senior manager?! Who is she to do that? Probably because she’s the big boss’s relative (rumored by some of her good frens, serves her right to have such frens). from what i evaluate, I guess her fren is trying to say tat she can’t survive outside, that’s why she can only work in her relative’s company.

Anyway everyone laughed except my mum who is actually apparently the only one with brains and sensitivity around. Hello? Graduates making fun of ppl’s name? My dear Malay frens, what do you think?

Frankly, I can relate to that but I swear I won’t laugh. COZ IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!! Plus, I’ve grown out of these kind of things. For those of you who think it’s totally funny, I feel sorry for you man.

3) Then the director’s phone line has to have some disturbance or interference, which my mum suspects is one of the girls who tried to act clever yst when she is showing my mum how ‘easy’ it is to ‘draw lines’ from other lines. It is soooo easy that tat girl has to take 5 yrs to learn from professionals in charge of this and she expects my mum to learn in less than half a day. the sick part is that she told everyone my mum is slow. if my mum can learn in less than 1/2 a day, then why does it take her 5yrs to learn?

So the thing is, my mum told her about it and asked for the contact person’s no. so tat she can ask him to solve the problem. That bitchy girl, Christie then says she doesn’t know and turns her back on her (sorry to other Christies around, but…). So my mum went back to do her work.

Later sick Christie went to complain about my mum. WTF? What was she suppose to do? Stand there and wait for her to finish chit-chatting and gossiping with other bitches, or wait for her to finish flirting and finally hook up with a guy? Anyone with a backbone, or any1 who does not report to her would know to walk away than stand there like an idiot to let her insult later.

By the way guys, please have some class, if you don’t like a girl, don’t entertain her too much. Don’t ‘eat’ every girl who throws herself at you! Be a little choosy, unless you don’t have a choice, that I’ll understand.

back to my point, complain lor, it’s a rotten company anyway. It’s their deal if they love wasting funds, money employing such ppl. MSG TO BIG BOSSES: HAVE CAMERAS AROUND IF YOU CAN’T OPEN YOUR EYES BIG. Spies dun work all the time as they get bribed.

4) Then there’s this other director. He told my mum that she can talk to him if there is any problem, but when my mum did, he basically told her to shut it. I guess I forgot to mention b4 that my mum has been working non stop everyday, and there are a few times she had to go for lunch only at around 2-2.45pm, coz she has so much things to do.

She’s not slow for ur info, she works faster than any of the bitches there coz they’re always bz gossiping and thinking of ways to bully older employees. Even the cleaner aunties hate them, coz they keep bossing them around to do stupid things which anyway 1 with hands and brains can do.

So anyway this director, Michael, is unfortunately also in charge of HR. Isn’t this fantastic? (sarcasm intended if undetected) How can a man be like that? Going back on his words? Mouse.. Trying to run away from problems or burying them? I tell you, he has no balls.

5) The other girl I talked about in my previous entry on sick bitches is called Melissa Lim (sorry for those other ppl with the same name.. =[ ), she’s the 1 who turn around to talk bad about my mum when she’s ‘not around’. Doesn’t she remind you of idiots in secondary schools who will juz keep talking bad about ppl behind their backs even though they’re ‘good frens’? Childish! She juz can’t move on.

6) This rotting company btw is near IMM, building start with T…. Company name starts and ends with A. Bloody place, stupid girls.

Stupid %@#*(&% girls there, you all disgrace the other graduates in the market, and future graduates around. You spoil your uni’s name, in fact, you spoil the name of all the schools that u’ve been to, coz they obviously taught you no morals. You disgrace all the executives around, you spoil the company’s image, you make you big boss Mr Sng look stupid for employing you all, AND WORSE OF ALL, YOU DISGRACE YOUR PARENTS. You tear their faces.

The only good thing you’re doing is reflecting our social problems (no morals), and maybe reflecting the loop hole in our education system. BRAVO!! (Sarcasm intended)

For all the other older employees there, especially in this particular department who face these bitchy things, I feel sorry for you all, but please voice up for yourselves and tell them off if they’ve gone too far.

I feel terrible… I’ve never felt this bad b4. I guess it’s because this time I’m not feeling for myself; I’m feeling really lousy for my mum. She just joined this established company (I wish I can put the name down w/o getting sued or smth like tat but…) full of bitches!!! It’s no wonder why people always complain about female bosses. Anyway I’ll start from the beginning.

My mum is an executive, normally not many people would want to mess around with her, coz she’s not stupid and her profile is not dull. people free enough, especially in this sickening company can go and check out anytime (referring to the bitches which I’ll introduce later, and I refuse to use the word who/whom or anything relating to human beings because, like I said, bitches).

So anyway she joined this company, so she’s a newbie in a sense. Newbieà of coz get bullied la, but for this company which has totally no class, it’s not juz bullying, it’s disrespectfulness for the older employees and making fun of them when they’re not around. WHAT THE HELL HAVE THEIR PARENTS BEEN TEACHING THEM? Can you juz imagine your mum or dad being bullied Mocked at? because they are old?

Hello? Executive lehz, even if he/she is juz a clerk, you still need to show some respect what. As long as that person is a human being, respect him or her as a human being. Like the auntie who cleans your toilet, do you make fun of her? Any1 in the right mind would answer no.

I feel terrible. And you know what? Those bitches are actually graduates. I duno where the hell they got their degree, it disgraces all the other graduates present in the market.

recently one of the bitchy women asked my mum to do accounting (she’s not even trained in accounting). Anyway common sense, or most people living in this century would know that all you need to do is to key into the SYSTEM and it will do the calculation already. Okok it’s like asking you to do 1231244325235 x 12424547584, u wanna use calculator or manually? Then after u use the calculator will u doubt check the answer?

But this bitch wanna act clever, ask her to DOUBLE check manually, using calculator (not this sum of course). So my mum asked why do they need to double check when the company has a SYSTEM? Common sense will tell you that using computer system is 100% accurate unless it’s corrupted or smth, but that would be the job of the IT ppl already. Double check manually is tedious and a waste of time. But apparently, this stupid woman thinks my mum is stupid and laughed at her. WHAT IS THERE TO LAUGH AT? And then she told the other bitches about it, and they all laugh. Siao.

Of coz there were other stupid incidents, like when another one of them asked my mum to weigh a package b4 sending it to singpost. DUH.. dun they do the weighing there? Anyway IT IS NOT HER JOB TO DO SUCH THINGS.

Then another time some1 else was asking my mum to paste $30 worth of stamp  another package, but she only allowed her to use $1 stamps. That some1 told my mum proudly that IT’S THE COMPANY POLICY. And again… it’s not her job. But what’s funny is that my mum is employed there to change some of their stupid policies, guess they all dun know why she’s there.

Anyway who in the right mind would employ an executive to do such things? But since my mum’s a newbie.. she juz shuts up and let them bully.

( aRGHH i shall go there and yell at them if I lose control one day)

anyway why bully the old? Come on, think about it, would any1 wan their parents bullied and mocked at? Moreover, it’s not like they’ll stay young forever.

Bought this HansVision with penpower recently, couldn’t run properly with my newer computer, HP media center PC.

Emailed HP technical support, they told me this: “Kindly note that we are not authorized to provide post sales technical support particularly for this Desktop PC.”

Ok so I guess this is what they reply everybody who email them for help? Not authorized to provide post sales technical support particularly for this Desktop PC? What does that mean? That means I can only ask for help b4 I buy the PC? RUBBISH.

“Only technical persons available on below mentioned phone number should be able to help you.” Know what? There isn’t any number or other technical persons’ name given to me at all except for the person who sent me this.

Great service Singapore, fantastic service HP. (my foot)